My blog. Whatever i want.

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

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constable-frozen:

Decalcomanie

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richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

image

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oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

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epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

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politicallyincorrectplatypus:

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

lets makes the past tense of bang be “bung” instead of “banged”

"we just bung"

Update: I bung him.

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