My blog. Whatever i want.

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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drtitle:

I QUOTED THIS TODAY

(via thafckwiththisworld)

I never fucking said that

God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)

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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

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tastefullyoffensive:

Sugar glider falls asleep on an orange slice. [video]

(via lamentofthelemmings)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via zac-afron)

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via illegalaustralien)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via 420arabianights)